Absolute nonsense

She was going for a walk to the shop when she saw a giraffe roll.She went in to the shop and brought it then when she ate it her blue,purple and green tooth fell.Out then she was going home and she got to the front door and her tooth was gone.Then she saw a tiger try to make it into a toy and will i was walking to get the tooth i saw a cake the cake was a frog it had frog legs in it then i bought it.I got the tooth and went home i got a piece of PIG SKIN.

A-Z

A.Is for the awesome people who took care of us.

B.Is for the bus trip.

C.Is for the awesome camp concert.

D.Is for dinner.

E.Is for the eels.

F.Is for fishing.

G.Is for the games we played.

H.Is for the hairy animals.

I.Is for a interesting camp we had.

J.Is for jumping off the jettie.

K.Is for kayaks.

L.Is for the long days we had.

M.Is for supper (milo and biscuits).

N.Is for the nasty stings that people got.

O.Is for the orange we ate at lunch.

P.Is for packing our bags.

Q.Is for how quick people who were running.

R.Is for the little rain we had.

S.Is for swimming.

T.Is for Tony the kind man that runs the camp

U.Is for the umbrellas we didn't pack.

V.Is for the very fun time we had.

W.Is for the beautiful water we swim in.

X.Is for the people that got x-rays when we got back.

Y.Is for the yellow tramp.

Z.zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ SHH I AM SLEEPING

Once upon a time there was a strange but awesome land there lived a little girl who loved bananas. One day she was going for a walk to the dairy when she was stopped by an old lady. (wicked witch) “Hello little girl would you like a banana?” whispered the old lady.

“ No thanks I’m not hungry at the moment I was just going to get some bananas from the dairy

just down the road from here.” Said Elizabeth the little girl

“ But they are the ripest in the land you won’t get any riper than this” Tested the old lady.

“Umm well i can't say no to bananas so OK”   CHOMP after Elizabeth had taken only one bite she fell to the ground unconscious.  “MUWA HA HA HA HA my plan has finally worked. I've  captured the queens daughter now she will have to give me what I want if she wants her daughter back!” after many hours the queen decided to go see where her daughter had went then she saw her lying on the ground “oh, playing dead are we” mumbled the queen then Elizabeth whispered “yes now go and catch that witch!” And that is the end of the story well i forgot and they all lived happily ever after except for the evil witch well she got burned alive.

 10 lies lies about my body

1.Why are my teeth so sharp my mum is a mum but my dad is a shark because he works at a fish factory.

2.Why is my hair so short because my dad cuts it when he sleepwalks.

3.Why do i wear glasses because my mum strapped me to a chair and made me stare at a TV .

4.Why do i have big ears because my mum works for Santa.

5.Way are my feet so big because my dad is big foot.

6.Why do i have flat toes because my dad slapped them with a ruler when i was young.

7.why is my neck so long because my dad pulled it when it was my first  birthday.

8.Why am i so tall because my mum rolled me out with a roller when i was young.

9.Why am i shy to knock on peoples doors because because someone kidnapped me when i was young.

10.Why is my name Tahlia because my mum and dad chose that name for me.

 “TRAPPED”

There was a little girl who was going for a walk when she was “TRAPPED”.She was trapped by a old man he said what are you doing here i am going to the dairy .Go away what will you  do about it you will stay trapped  “Fine I’ll go”.

Day 1!!!;

Today was fun we stopped at a Murchison and a lake and Blenheim we had so much fun in the bus.But people were sick like Megan,Josh W  and David we also had fun on the boat Jordy was scared but loved it.At the end when we got to camp we went to our cabins.I was in block 10 a I was so glad we got there safely I loved dinner and dessert.

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Day 2!!!

Today was fun we went swimming ,kayaking  and chased pigs.I would love to have a day like that again.We played hogans heros and then we had a milo and biscuit then we went to bed at 9:30 and talked till 10:00

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Day 3!!!

Today was AWESOME we went to a rocky beach and

kieacking. I would love to do it again.Best camp ever and we played hogans hero's it was fun we went to bed at 10:00 we talked till 10:30 it was so fun i love this camp and i would love to come back.

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