Tuesday, 25 March 2014

 10 lies lies about my body

1.Why are my teeth so sharp my mum is a mum but my dad is a shark because he works at a fish factory.

2.Why is my hair so short because my dad cuts it when he sleepwalks.

3.Why do i wear glasses because my mum strapped me to a chair and made me stare at a TV .

4.Why do i have big ears because my mum works for Santa.

5.Way are my feet so big because my dad is big foot.

6.Why do i have flat toes because my dad slapped them with a ruler when i was young.

7.why is my neck so long because my dad pulled it when it was my first  birthday.

8.Why am i so tall because my mum rolled me out with a roller when i was young.

9.Why am i shy to knock on peoples doors because because someone kidnapped me when i was young.

10.Why is my name Tahlia because my mum and dad chose that name for me.
 “TRAPPED”
There was a little girl who was going for a walk when she was “TRAPPED”.She was trapped by a old man he said what are you doing here i am going to the dairy .Go away what will you  do about it you will stay trapped  “Fine I’ll go”.
Day 1!!!;
Today was fun we stopped at a Murchison and a lake and Blenheim we had so much fun in the bus.But people were sick like Megan,Josh W  and David we also had fun on the boat Jordy was scared but loved it.At the end when we got to camp we went to our cabins.I was in block 10 a I was so glad we got there safely I loved dinner and dessert.


Day 2!!!
Today was fun we went swimming ,kayaking  and chased pigs.I would love to have a day like that again.We played hogans heros and then we had a milo and biscuit then we went to bed at 9:30 and talked till 10:00


Day 3!!!
Today was AWESOME we went to a rocky beach and
kieacking. I would love to do it again.Best camp ever and we played hogans hero's it was fun we went to bed at 10:00 we talked till 10:30 it was so fun i love this camp and i would love to come back.